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		<title>The Brain Ingredient On Sale Now</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 07:57:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timothy Kay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I said the book would be available for sale on Valentine&#8217;s Day. I set myself that deadline because I&#8217;m a perfectionist and a procrastinator, but eat your hearts out, haters. My book exists. http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/the-brain-ingredient/18890540 Here&#8217;s a little excerpt to commemorate a holiday where it&#8217;s traditional to eat heart shaped things: Climbing over the twisted corpses,&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I said the book would be available for sale on Valentine&#8217;s Day. I set myself that deadline because I&#8217;m a perfectionist and a procrastinator, but eat your hearts out, haters. My book exists.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/the-brain-ingredient/18890540" title="The Brain Ingredient by Timothy Kay in Humor">http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/the-brain-ingredient/18890540</a></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a little excerpt to commemorate a holiday where it&#8217;s traditional to eat heart shaped things:</p>
<blockquote><p>Climbing over the twisted corpses, Kaveh crouched over Berman&#8217;s remains. A stampede of legs passed him by. He ignored the head as he&#8217;d seen so many zombies do. Instead, he jammed his fist into the man&#8217;s chest, felt his way between the ribs and ripped out his heart.</p>
<p>He took a bite. It was the first heart he&#8217;d eaten, and he was surprised how much he liked it. Blood poured down his sleeve as he squeezed more of it into his mouth.</p>
<p>Bullets came down like rain through the zombie next to him.</p>
<p>The other zombie, a man in a suit like him, ate calmly until one of those bullets went through his head. He fell quietly forward over Berman&#8217;s body, dropping a half-eaten calf.</p>
<p>Kaveh reached for the drumstick and noticed he&#8217;d been shot in the chest, but there was no pain. He finished eating what was in his hand and stood up, licking the blood off his fingers.
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		<title>Book release &#8211; Feb 14th!</title>
		<link>http://www.numberkay.com/2012/02/11/book-release-feb-14th/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 01:04:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timothy Kay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Brain Ingredient]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Eating hearts this Valentine&#8217;s Day? Pair it with a side of brains. I&#8217;m releasing a new edition of my comedy novel about the zombie apocalypse, under a new title: The Brain Ingredient. It tells the story of Kaveh, the chef turned zombie who gets brains enough to realize what he is, so he has to&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eating hearts this Valentine&#8217;s Day? Pair it with a side of brains. I&#8217;m releasing a new edition of my comedy novel about the zombie apocalypse, under a new title: The Brain Ingredient.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.numberkay.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/The-Brain-Ingredient.jpg"><img src="http://www.numberkay.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/The-Brain-Ingredient-185x300.jpg" alt="" title="The Brain Ingredient cover" width="185" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-78" /></a></p>
<p>It tells the story of Kaveh, the chef turned zombie who gets brains enough to realize what he is, so he has to decide if he likes it. It&#8217;s also the story of Lisa, who thinks she&#8217;s prepared for a world where zombies exist, but with everything turning to chaos around her, she realizes she has no clue what &#8220;survival&#8221; means without everything that defined her life up to that point. There&#8217;s courage and carnage, romance and brain eating. What more could you want?</p>
<p>How about a printed copy?</p>
<p>I&#8217;m releasing the book for the first time in a real, physical real, printed form. I committed to the digital thing pretty hard, but it&#8217;s time to take this story out of cyberspace.</p>
<p>Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day, everyone.</p>
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		<title>Hello, World</title>
		<link>http://www.numberkay.com/2012/01/01/hello-world-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 22:53:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timothy Kay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a new year, and I&#8217;m setting up a new website. I&#8217;ve never had a blog that wasn&#8217;t built around a story or written from the perspective of a fictional character, but this seems like as good a time as any to change that. I&#8217;m preparing a new edition of Night of the Loving Dead,&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a new year, and I&#8217;m setting up a new website. I&#8217;ve never had a blog that wasn&#8217;t built around a story or written from the perspective of a fictional character, but this seems like as good a time as any to change that.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m preparing a new edition of Night of the Loving Dead, including a physical printed version. Part of the idea of doing the story the way I did was to experiment and try to tell a story in a new and engaging way, including embedded videos between chapters and whatnot, but it&#8217;s also important for me to get the story out in whatever formats I can, and another part of experimentation is to try everything and see what works, so here we go.</p>
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