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		<title>Bathtub Whaler Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 23:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timothy Kay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The salty sea meets the scrubbing bubbles in this week&#8217;s io9 writing prompt. Here&#8217;s the picture they supplied, followed by the story I wrote in response. Tiphannie claimed the most kills of any living female transdimensional whaler, and she did it all from the comfort of her own home. She had built herself a house&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>No Pun Intended</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 00:21:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timothy Kay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, I had someone tell me about the starter&#8217;s pistol they bought for an upcoming play, how it was expensive, but that it would make a good prop and a great sound effect when they set it off backstage. Then they were somehow offended when I told them that having it fire on stage would&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>BuellerGames</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 18:18:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timothy Kay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was looking around the internet a couple weeks ago, to see if anyone had mashed together WarGames and Ferris Bueller&#8217;s Day Off. It seemed like a natural fit. They both have Matthew Broderick in roughly contemporary roles, and both show him using a computer to cause mischief. Strangely, I couldn&#8217;t find one, so I&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>50% Off My Book Next Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2012 02:04:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timothy Kay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[March 4-10 is &#8220;Read an Ebook Week,&#8221; and I&#8217;m making a special promotional offer on the electronic version of The Brain Ingredient. That means, starting at 12:01 tonight (pacific time), instead of 3 bucks, the whole thing is available to download &#8212; onto your kindle, your smart phone, or your computer &#8212; for the low,&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Floor Monster</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2012 00:19:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timothy Kay</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Short Stories]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This short piece was inspired by today&#8217;s io9 writing prompt, and I&#8217;m really pleased with it, so I thought I would share it here too. Angela&#8217;s house slippers made a whooshing sound as she crossed the linoleum kitchen floor with the tray of finger sandwiches. Her new friend Lois sat on the far side of&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>The Brain Ingredient On Sale Now</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 07:57:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timothy Kay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I said the book would be available for sale on Valentine&#8217;s Day. I set myself that deadline because I&#8217;m a perfectionist and a procrastinator, but eat your hearts out, haters. My book exists. http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/the-brain-ingredient/18890540 Here&#8217;s a little excerpt to commemorate a holiday where it&#8217;s traditional to eat heart shaped things: Climbing over the twisted corpses,&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Book release &#8211; Feb 14th!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 01:04:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timothy Kay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eating hearts this Valentine&#8217;s Day? Pair it with a side of brains. I&#8217;m releasing a new edition of my comedy novel about the zombie apocalypse, under a new title: The Brain Ingredient. It tells the story of Kaveh, the chef turned zombie who gets brains enough to realize what he is, so he has to&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Hello, World</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 22:53:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timothy Kay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a new year, and I&#8217;m setting up a new website. I&#8217;ve never had a blog that wasn&#8217;t built around a story or written from the perspective of a fictional character, but this seems like as good a time as any to change that. I&#8217;m preparing a new edition of Night of the Loving Dead,&#8230;]]></description>
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